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DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them


PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???

SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."


THE NETHERLANDS - They are proud of their boys

TAGS: netherlands tank orange
Rating: 1.94/5
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 4:43 pm
"Sarge, where are the enemy troops? I need a clear sh**." ---"Well soldier, I know you're not gonna believe this, but look for the f***in bright a** neon orange tank and hit it with all you got!"
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:27 pm
K - December 8, 2008, 3:26 am
construction site, camouflage
Vanner - October 30, 2008, 8:25 am
Hahaha, you've been Tankgo'd
michael - October 29, 2008, 11:46 pm
some kind of ranga tank....


TAGS: falklands war peace
Rating: 4.08/5

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NobodySpecial - June 15, 2012, 11:35 pm
The argentinian president claimed that the Falklands were an anachronistic example of European colonialism in S America - in spanish


TAGS: life time death natural heaven water fall landscape park
Rating: 3.37/5

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Rhino - August 28, 2009, 2:40 am
Plitvice Waterfalls Plitvicka Jezera, Croatia http://www.widerange.org/ph**o.php?id=259
cPR - August 7, 2009, 7:23 am
Anyone knows where that it?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 6, 2009, 12:12 am
This is not only great, but it quotes Laurie Anderson, one of my artistic and poetic heroes. Way to go, Giulio!
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:57 pm
First rate.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
Disturbingly great.

BEAUTIFUL - The picture is serene, The setting is amazing Too bad you’re colorblind.

TAGS: amazing landscape b w
Rating: 3.26/5

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Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
Now teasing the slightly-disabled :})

Earth First -

Paranoia -


YOU WERE ONLY THERE FOR A YEAR - But I'll Think Of You Every Time I Pop A Top

TAGS: landshark for the discriminating beer drinker
Rating: 1.63/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 21, 2015, 9:57 am
What's the backstory here?

suddenly...snow! -

Stand and deliver! -